1 00:01:24,313 --> 00:01:25,647 No! 2 00:01:43,457 --> 00:01:45,375 Come here. Come here now. 3 00:01:48,211 --> 00:01:49,212 No. 4 00:01:49,463 --> 00:01:51,715 You're the last one. 5 00:01:52,507 --> 00:01:54,175 I've killed all the others. 6 00:01:54,926 --> 00:01:57,803 It'll be easier for you than it was for Jason. 7 00:01:58,055 --> 00:01:59,765 Why are you doing this? 8 00:01:59,931 --> 00:02:03,601 You need to be punished for what you did to him. 9 00:02:03,935 --> 00:02:07,021 - I didn't do anything. - You let him drown. 10 00:02:07,230 --> 00:02:08,898 Jason was my son. 11 00:02:09,274 --> 00:02:11,567 I didn't do anything. 12 00:02:12,569 --> 00:02:14,070 No. No. 13 00:02:14,529 --> 00:02:16,405 No. Please. 14 00:02:16,657 --> 00:02:18,533 You should have been watching him. 15 00:02:21,286 --> 00:02:23,329 Every minute. 16 00:03:06,623 --> 00:03:08,333 Jason. 17 00:03:09,251 --> 00:03:12,629 My special, special boy. 18 00:03:18,844 --> 00:03:22,514 They must be punished, Jason, for what they did to you. 19 00:03:22,723 --> 00:03:24,933 For what they did to me. 20 00:03:27,936 --> 00:03:29,520 Kill for Mother. 21 00:03:49,249 --> 00:03:50,416 I'm serious. 22 00:03:50,584 --> 00:03:53,503 You gotta watch out for mountain lions. They're all over. 23 00:03:53,670 --> 00:03:56,297 Mountain lions? WADE: We'll be fine. They're afraid of fire. 24 00:03:56,548 --> 00:03:58,591 Dude, shut the fuck up. I'm calling bullshit. 25 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,092 Richie's gonna call bullshit. 26 00:04:00,260 --> 00:04:02,178 - Bullshit! - Richie's calling bullshit. 27 00:04:02,387 --> 00:04:03,930 - I'm not bullshitting. - Bullshit. 28 00:04:04,139 --> 00:04:06,182 You'll see when a mountain lion comes out-- 29 00:04:06,391 --> 00:04:08,226 - Dude, there's one right there! - Nice try. 30 00:04:09,978 --> 00:04:12,230 I am more afraid to be eaten by mosquitoes. 31 00:04:12,397 --> 00:04:15,066 Hey, you wanna slap that ass one more time for Daddy? 32 00:04:15,275 --> 00:04:18,027 - Did Daddy like that? - Yeah, Daddy does like it. A lot. 33 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:21,823 Whitney? Where are you right now? 34 00:04:22,073 --> 00:04:23,532 - I'm here. - Are you? 35 00:04:23,784 --> 00:04:26,578 I'm here. Right in the middle of nowhere. 36 00:04:27,829 --> 00:04:31,040 - Hey, are you reading that right? - I'm reading it right. 37 00:04:31,458 --> 00:04:33,751 - Come on, Pizarro, let's go. - Where are we going? 38 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,295 - These are heavy and it's hot. - Where are we? 39 00:04:43,053 --> 00:04:44,763 Dude, we are way the fuck off. 40 00:04:44,971 --> 00:04:46,263 - No, we're not, act-- - Yes. 41 00:04:46,515 --> 00:04:49,643 No, we're not. Not everything shows up on GPS, Richie. 42 00:04:49,851 --> 00:04:52,311 A sign said there was a mine here. Did that come up? 43 00:04:52,562 --> 00:04:54,355 No. We're close, I think. 44 00:04:54,606 --> 00:04:57,108 You think? Dude, you don't know how to use this thing. 45 00:04:57,317 --> 00:04:59,277 It's almost dark. Do you know where it is? 46 00:04:59,528 --> 00:05:02,155 Look, I didn't plant this shit, Richie, okay? 47 00:05:02,322 --> 00:05:05,241 I got this tip from a secondhand source. We should be close. 48 00:05:05,492 --> 00:05:07,368 Look, we're gonna stop here. 49 00:05:07,577 --> 00:05:11,122 Tomorrow morning, you and me, we get up at dawn. We go, we find the crop. 50 00:05:11,331 --> 00:05:14,000 We out down as much as we can. We ditch it in the truck. 51 00:05:14,376 --> 00:05:16,336 - Back here before breakfast, okay? - Hey. 52 00:05:16,545 --> 00:05:18,797 - Guys. Guys. - Nobody knows a thing. 53 00:05:19,047 --> 00:05:21,674 There's a perfect spot here. It's already been cleared. 54 00:05:21,883 --> 00:05:24,677 Perfect. We'll camp here. 55 00:05:24,886 --> 00:05:28,431 Hey. Do you know how much money we're gonna make selling this weed? 56 00:05:28,598 --> 00:05:32,476 - A lot of fucking money. - Yeah, okay? So listen to me. Relax. 57 00:05:32,644 --> 00:05:34,145 - I am. You wanna know why? - Why? 58 00:05:34,354 --> 00:05:36,064 - You know what rich people do? - What? 59 00:05:36,314 --> 00:05:38,691 They relax. You need to fucking relax. 60 00:05:38,859 --> 00:05:41,570 - I need to relax? - You need to relax. 61 00:05:51,037 --> 00:05:52,913 Hey, guys. Guys. 62 00:05:53,999 --> 00:05:58,253 I just found some broken-down cabins over there. It's gotta be the old camp. 63 00:05:58,587 --> 00:06:00,297 Who wants to go check it out? 64 00:06:00,505 --> 00:06:02,548 Is this all we brought to drink? No Heineken? 65 00:06:02,799 --> 00:06:03,925 Fuck that Euro shit. 66 00:06:04,175 --> 00:06:07,928 This is Pabst Blue American Ribbon, my friend. 67 00:06:08,138 --> 00:06:11,432 You do realize this camp was closed down, like, 20 years ago? 68 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:14,310 Some woman, she went fucking nuts. 69 00:06:14,477 --> 00:06:16,020 Killed all these counselors. 70 00:06:16,229 --> 00:06:18,606 Blamed them for her son's drowning. He was like... 71 00:06:18,815 --> 00:06:21,317 ...deformed or retarded or something. 72 00:06:21,526 --> 00:06:23,110 Really? 73 00:06:23,904 --> 00:06:25,739 Mom got hers. 74 00:06:26,406 --> 00:06:28,616 Apparently there was one survivor. 75 00:06:28,825 --> 00:06:30,451 This girl... 76 00:06:30,744 --> 00:06:33,872 ...she cut that lady's head off with a machete. 77 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,414 It gets weirder. 78 00:06:35,624 --> 00:06:37,334 I'm sure it does. 79 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:41,128 Her son, Jason... 80 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:44,632 ...he came back. 81 00:06:47,677 --> 00:06:48,969 He was actually there. 82 00:06:49,804 --> 00:06:53,015 He watched his mom being beheaded. 83 00:06:54,976 --> 00:06:56,894 A friend of mine, he went to camp around here-- 84 00:06:57,062 --> 00:06:58,897 - Jeez. - He went to camp around here. 85 00:06:59,064 --> 00:07:02,108 He said the cops came. They were looking for that Jason guy. 86 00:07:02,275 --> 00:07:03,818 All right, you know what? 87 00:07:05,236 --> 00:07:06,904 - Don't believe me. - Nobody does. 88 00:07:07,155 --> 00:07:09,240 But I'm pretty sure, the way the story goes... 89 00:07:09,449 --> 00:07:11,659 ...the place was called Camp Crystal Lake. 90 00:07:11,910 --> 00:07:14,746 Do you know how many lakes are probably called Crystal Lake? 91 00:07:14,955 --> 00:07:18,041 It's like Crystal Geyser, Crystal Water. Go to a supermarket. 92 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:20,627 Every single bottle of water is "Crystal" something. 93 00:07:20,835 --> 00:07:22,002 - Aquafina. - The-- 94 00:07:22,170 --> 00:07:23,421 - Okay, fine. - Okay. 95 00:07:23,630 --> 00:07:25,632 The story could have happened anywhere. 96 00:07:25,632 --> 00:07:27,717 It's how they get kids to shit themselves. 97 00:07:27,926 --> 00:07:30,470 - How's that beer, beer-snob? - Better than my own piss. 98 00:07:30,679 --> 00:07:34,349 You can drink that, by the way. Yours, hers, mine. I swear, piss is sterile. 99 00:07:34,557 --> 00:07:37,101 - You will never drink my piss. - That's what you think. 100 00:07:37,352 --> 00:07:38,936 What about me? 101 00:07:40,772 --> 00:07:43,566 Can I talk to you for a minute? 102 00:07:45,735 --> 00:07:47,027 I got marshmallow on my knee. 103 00:07:47,237 --> 00:07:48,947 - Where you guys going? - Go make out. 104 00:07:49,155 --> 00:07:50,322 Yeah? 105 00:07:50,573 --> 00:07:51,949 - Hey, Mikey? - Sweet. 106 00:07:52,158 --> 00:07:53,159 Wear a condom. 107 00:07:55,078 --> 00:07:56,746 An extra small one. 108 00:07:57,789 --> 00:08:00,291 I get it, dude. You do what you gotta do to survive. 109 00:08:00,458 --> 00:08:04,958 If we were all out here starving to death and you were dead... 110 00:08:05,213 --> 00:08:06,422 ...I'd eat your leg. 111 00:08:06,631 --> 00:08:08,924 - That's really sweet. Yeah. - Thank you. 112 00:08:09,092 --> 00:08:13,054 Why would you eat my leg, man? I can teach you how to fish. Just go fishing. 113 00:08:13,471 --> 00:08:15,139 I don't eat fish. 114 00:08:15,306 --> 00:08:16,932 That's not what you told me. 115 00:08:26,359 --> 00:08:27,735 Listen... 116 00:08:28,361 --> 00:08:30,988 ...I don't think I'm gonna stay the whole time. 117 00:08:31,281 --> 00:08:33,241 Did Wade's story scare you? 118 00:08:35,035 --> 00:08:36,286 Please. 119 00:08:36,494 --> 00:08:38,037 I just... 120 00:08:39,664 --> 00:08:41,832 I don't feel right being here... 121 00:08:42,292 --> 00:08:44,127 ...So far away from my mom. 122 00:08:44,461 --> 00:08:47,964 Your mom was the one that told me to get you out of town for a few days. 123 00:08:48,339 --> 00:08:50,799 - Really? - Yeah. 124 00:08:51,718 --> 00:08:55,263 And she's in good hands. She's got her nurse right there. 125 00:08:57,891 --> 00:08:59,017 Come on. 126 00:08:59,184 --> 00:09:03,684 Have sex with your boyfriend in a cramped little tent. 127 00:09:05,482 --> 00:09:08,818 We can get hammered, blow some chunks in the woods. 128 00:09:09,069 --> 00:09:11,404 Then we can go back Monday and deal with whatever. 129 00:09:17,035 --> 00:09:18,453 Hey. 130 00:09:22,707 --> 00:09:24,500 I'm a fucking idiot. 131 00:09:24,709 --> 00:09:26,085 Richie? 132 00:09:27,337 --> 00:09:29,839 The ephemeris data just didn't sync up. 133 00:09:29,839 --> 00:09:31,257 Dude, that sucks. 134 00:09:31,424 --> 00:09:33,384 Fucking right. 135 00:09:35,428 --> 00:09:37,471 - Do you know what this means? - I wanna-- 136 00:09:37,472 --> 00:09:38,681 What? 137 00:09:39,599 --> 00:09:42,184 We're, like-- We're, like, a half mile away. 138 00:09:42,435 --> 00:09:45,479 - Less. - Shut up. 139 00:09:46,731 --> 00:09:50,359 You know what makes me happy, Richie? Global positioning systems. 140 00:09:50,944 --> 00:09:52,362 GPS to the layperson. 141 00:09:53,822 --> 00:09:54,823 NASA technology... 142 00:09:55,115 --> 00:09:57,826 ...in the palm of your hand. Know what this little fucker does? 143 00:09:58,034 --> 00:09:59,744 This guy sends a signal up into outer space. 144 00:10:01,454 --> 00:10:02,913 Signal. 145 00:10:03,123 --> 00:10:04,958 Satellite gets it, turns it around. 146 00:10:04,958 --> 00:10:08,044 It's like, "Thank you, GPS. I'm gonna send a signal to you.” 147 00:10:08,461 --> 00:10:10,921 Back to the palm of your hand. Technology, man. 148 00:10:11,089 --> 00:10:12,507 It's fucking remarkable. 149 00:10:13,842 --> 00:10:17,011 It is un-fucking-believable. 150 00:10:17,220 --> 00:10:21,015 Wade, you gotta bounce, dude. Tell your dumb shit to somebody else. 151 00:10:21,474 --> 00:10:23,684 Why, because I'm fucking teaching you something? 152 00:10:23,893 --> 00:10:24,935 That's probably it. 153 00:10:30,108 --> 00:10:33,152 Say, Richie, old buddy, I'm gonna bounce. 154 00:10:33,403 --> 00:10:35,655 - You do that, brother. Okay. - I'm spent. 155 00:10:35,864 --> 00:10:38,449 May the Force be with your Schwartz. 156 00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:43,454 You're in so much trouble. 157 00:11:39,594 --> 00:11:41,762 Fuck, yes. 158 00:11:54,734 --> 00:11:56,318 I love you. 159 00:11:56,861 --> 00:11:59,613 And you. And you. 160 00:12:00,490 --> 00:12:01,908 I even love you. 161 00:12:02,158 --> 00:12:05,578 My God. Look at this shit. 162 00:12:08,373 --> 00:12:09,916 What the fuck? What the fuck?! 163 00:12:10,083 --> 00:12:12,335 What's this? No, no! No! No! 164 00:12:16,422 --> 00:12:19,258 That must be the camp that Wade was talking about. 165 00:12:23,179 --> 00:12:26,265 - Let's check it out. - No, I wanna go this way. 166 00:12:26,474 --> 00:12:28,184 Come on. 167 00:12:28,601 --> 00:12:30,352 Come on. 168 00:12:44,951 --> 00:12:46,202 Wow, look at that. 169 00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:54,251 Mike, where are you going? 170 00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:55,836 - Let's go inside. - No. 171 00:12:56,045 --> 00:12:58,213 - Where's your sense of adventure? - Come on. 172 00:12:58,423 --> 00:13:00,216 Come on. What are you scared of? 173 00:13:00,425 --> 00:13:02,051 No. 174 00:13:10,059 --> 00:13:13,604 I am willing to bet there's some pretty cool shit in here. 175 00:13:18,526 --> 00:13:21,862 Mike, don't go in there. What if some homeless person lives here? 176 00:13:22,071 --> 00:13:23,781 No homeless person lives here. 177 00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:29,120 You hungry? 178 00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:43,551 Wow. 179 00:13:46,095 --> 00:13:48,806 Look at how old this shit is. 180 00:13:51,392 --> 00:13:54,436 It's like it was dragged here from another century. 181 00:14:10,745 --> 00:14:12,163 Check this out. 182 00:14:36,229 --> 00:14:38,272 Hey. It looks like you. 183 00:14:42,235 --> 00:14:44,195 - No, it doesn't. - Yeah, it does. 184 00:14:44,654 --> 00:14:47,114 It's cool, you should keep it. 185 00:15:05,967 --> 00:15:07,635 It's a little kid's room. 186 00:15:17,895 --> 00:15:20,731 Wasn't Jason the name from Wade's story? 187 00:15:21,524 --> 00:15:22,525 - I wanna go. - What? 188 00:15:22,733 --> 00:15:24,526 - Like, right now. - Come on. 189 00:15:24,735 --> 00:15:25,736 Please? 190 00:15:26,028 --> 00:15:29,031 - You like that? - Yeah. Wait for me. Wait for me. 191 00:15:29,282 --> 00:15:31,450 - No, I think I'm gonna-- - No. Don't do that again. 192 00:15:32,785 --> 00:15:34,244 - We'll do it at the same time. - Hang on. 193 00:15:34,245 --> 00:15:36,580 - I'm almost there. - Shit. I heard something. 194 00:15:36,789 --> 00:15:40,042 Stop it. Wait, I'm serious. 195 00:15:40,585 --> 00:15:42,920 - What? - I think Wade's watching us. 196 00:15:43,671 --> 00:15:45,089 What? 197 00:15:45,423 --> 00:15:47,425 Well, fuck it, let the perv watch. 198 00:15:49,177 --> 00:15:50,553 Right? 199 00:15:51,804 --> 00:15:53,305 Shit. 200 00:15:53,973 --> 00:15:55,641 Wade. 201 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:59,812 Dude, if you're out there whacking off, man, that is not cool. 202 00:16:00,438 --> 00:16:02,481 Come on, dude. 203 00:16:05,943 --> 00:16:06,902 I think we're good. 204 00:16:15,995 --> 00:16:17,621 - Don't come yet. - No, no. 205 00:16:17,830 --> 00:16:19,373 - Tell me when you want to. - Wait. 206 00:16:19,373 --> 00:16:21,833 God. God. Okay. 207 00:16:24,378 --> 00:16:26,588 Shit. Fuck. Shit. 208 00:16:29,759 --> 00:16:31,093 Okay. 209 00:16:36,766 --> 00:16:38,350 Wade! 210 00:16:38,976 --> 00:16:41,103 I'm gonna kill you. 211 00:16:47,652 --> 00:16:49,195 Okay? 212 00:16:49,362 --> 00:16:50,738 "Okay?" Okay 213 00:16:50,947 --> 00:16:52,990 No, go get him. Tell him to leave us alone. 214 00:16:56,410 --> 00:16:59,496 I'm not gonna go out there with a boner. 215 00:16:59,747 --> 00:17:02,249 Well, you're not getting any until you do. 216 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:06,795 - Go. - Do not move, okay? 217 00:17:33,698 --> 00:17:35,157 Richie? 218 00:17:45,793 --> 00:17:47,211 Richie, stop fucking around. 219 00:17:57,597 --> 00:17:59,265 Wade. 220 00:17:59,724 --> 00:18:01,976 Dude, you jump out from a tree, I'm gonna 221 00:18:01,976 --> 00:18:04,019 punch you in your face, I shit you not. 222 00:18:06,355 --> 00:18:10,067 Come on, man. I gotta get back to the fucking tent. 223 00:18:11,944 --> 00:18:14,321 Holy shit. 224 00:18:17,158 --> 00:18:20,035 You fucking jerk, you found the weed. 225 00:18:35,259 --> 00:18:37,386 Wade. Wade! 226 00:18:48,939 --> 00:18:51,566 Wade. Wade. 227 00:19:00,785 --> 00:19:02,453 Amanda! 228 00:19:12,254 --> 00:19:14,798 Amanda! Goddamn! 229 00:19:15,591 --> 00:19:16,925 Richie! 230 00:19:18,469 --> 00:19:19,928 Fuck! 231 00:19:27,144 --> 00:19:28,478 Richie! 232 00:19:31,273 --> 00:19:32,649 God! 233 00:19:48,332 --> 00:19:49,499 Cool. 234 00:20:07,893 --> 00:20:09,436 Whitney, you've gotta see this. 235 00:20:09,603 --> 00:20:11,896 Mike. Come on. 236 00:20:12,148 --> 00:20:15,985 No, I'm serious. You've gotta see this. Somebody's been here. 237 00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:28,371 What is that? 238 00:20:28,581 --> 00:20:29,999 There's something in there. 239 00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:34,628 - Looks like some kind of a doll. - Are you crazy? 240 00:20:42,136 --> 00:20:43,303 My God! 241 00:20:48,684 --> 00:20:50,519 There's something out there. 242 00:20:54,899 --> 00:20:56,483 - Stay here. - No. 243 00:21:16,796 --> 00:21:18,923 My God! 244 00:21:21,008 --> 00:21:22,134 Get away, get back! 245 00:21:23,135 --> 00:21:24,136 Get off the floor! 246 00:21:25,679 --> 00:21:28,431 - Get up! - Mike! 247 00:21:29,058 --> 00:21:30,601 Holy fuck! 248 00:21:30,851 --> 00:21:32,686 WHITNEY: Mike! 249 00:21:35,481 --> 00:21:38,775 - Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike. - Get out! 250 00:21:38,943 --> 00:21:42,780 - Mike. Mike, get up. Come on. - Go! 251 00:22:06,178 --> 00:22:07,179 Help me! 252 00:22:09,056 --> 00:22:11,349 - Mike! Mike! - Run. 253 00:22:12,393 --> 00:22:14,603 Run! Run, Whitney! 254 00:22:38,252 --> 00:22:39,461 My God. 255 00:22:40,796 --> 00:22:41,922 God. 256 00:22:57,688 --> 00:23:00,816 My God. My God. 257 00:23:05,446 --> 00:23:08,824 Whitney! Whitney, help. Whitney, please. Help! 258 00:23:08,991 --> 00:23:10,158 Whitney! Whitney. 259 00:23:10,743 --> 00:23:12,578 Whitney! 260 00:23:18,709 --> 00:23:20,335 My God. My God. 261 00:23:22,546 --> 00:23:23,797 Shit. 262 00:23:27,259 --> 00:23:29,552 Come on. Shit. 263 00:23:36,143 --> 00:23:37,644 Come on. 264 00:24:21,230 --> 00:24:24,900 My God. Babies have more space in the uterus. 265 00:24:28,195 --> 00:24:30,822 Hey, Lawrence, how about a little help? 266 00:24:31,782 --> 00:24:36,282 Dude, you're gonna ask the one black guy to pump the gas for you? Shit. 267 00:24:36,954 --> 00:24:39,122 Okay. Nolan. 268 00:24:39,331 --> 00:24:41,041 How about I pay, you pump? 269 00:24:41,709 --> 00:24:44,086 Sure, man. Hey, I give a wicked blow job too. 270 00:24:44,503 --> 00:24:47,797 Okay, well, um, we'll try that out later. 271 00:24:51,677 --> 00:24:56,014 Whoa. Hey, bro, that's-- I have a heart murmur. What are you doing? 272 00:24:59,810 --> 00:25:02,103 Thank you. MAN: Where'd you get a knapsack like that? 273 00:25:02,312 --> 00:25:05,481 It was a present, actually. But I'm looking for my sister. 274 00:25:05,649 --> 00:25:07,942 She's gone missing, about a month and a half ago. 275 00:25:09,361 --> 00:25:12,822 My parent's cabin is stocked. You think you're actually gonna get laid? 276 00:25:12,990 --> 00:25:15,325 Your parents do not have Combos or Funyuns. 277 00:25:15,534 --> 00:25:17,994 They definitely don't have Fritos. And this is... 278 00:25:18,162 --> 00:25:19,329 ...not for sex. 279 00:25:19,538 --> 00:25:22,666 - What are you gonna use them for? - It's an experiment. 280 00:25:23,542 --> 00:25:26,628 Okay. So just get behind me. I'm not gonna pay for that shit. 281 00:25:26,837 --> 00:25:30,090 Would you mind if I maybe just put a flyer in the window or something? 282 00:25:30,340 --> 00:25:32,967 I heard about that. That's sad. 283 00:25:33,719 --> 00:25:36,930 If it was up to me, you could wallpaper the whole place with them... 284 00:25:37,139 --> 00:25:39,099 ...but the owner makes the rules. 285 00:25:39,308 --> 00:25:40,726 And he's a real: 286 00:25:44,313 --> 00:25:45,272 Um... 287 00:25:45,481 --> 00:25:47,691 Well, is he here? Maybe I could talk to him. 288 00:25:47,691 --> 00:25:49,651 Maybe if he understands the situation-- 289 00:25:49,902 --> 00:25:51,236 Are you gonna buy something? 290 00:25:51,403 --> 00:25:55,115 I mean, you've been up here for quite a while yapping, $0... 291 00:25:56,742 --> 00:25:58,285 Sure. Yeah. 292 00:25:58,494 --> 00:26:01,705 Thanks. So we have two waters and some gas. 293 00:26:02,498 --> 00:26:04,208 Two waters and some gas. 294 00:26:04,374 --> 00:26:06,125 Guess I'm an asshole. 295 00:26:09,046 --> 00:26:11,214 You okay, bro? Is everything good? 296 00:26:11,507 --> 00:26:13,175 Yeah, everything's fine. Thanks. 297 00:26:13,467 --> 00:26:15,051 But I'm not your bro. 298 00:26:15,719 --> 00:26:18,263 So you don't wanna be friends? You don't wanna hang out? 299 00:26:18,472 --> 00:26:21,057 - Let it go, Trent. - It's not me. This guy's being a dick. 300 00:26:21,558 --> 00:26:24,143 Yeah, it's me. Obviously, I'm the one being a dick. 301 00:26:24,770 --> 00:26:26,730 Sir, thank you very much anyways. 302 00:26:26,939 --> 00:26:29,608 - Yep. - I'm sorry. 303 00:26:31,235 --> 00:26:32,361 Thank you. 304 00:26:40,828 --> 00:26:42,496 Seat belts. 305 00:27:25,247 --> 00:27:26,414 Welcome back, Clay. 306 00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:29,751 You mean that, Officer Bracke? 307 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,253 Son, I know you think we're not on your side... 308 00:27:32,504 --> 00:27:35,798 ...that we're just a bunch of dumb country hicks out here. 309 00:27:37,384 --> 00:27:40,178 I put two 10-year veterans on that case. 310 00:27:40,387 --> 00:27:44,474 We did three dozen interviews and ran a county-wide search for your sister. 311 00:27:44,933 --> 00:27:47,769 You know how many thousands of people disappear every year... 312 00:27:47,936 --> 00:27:50,063 ...even in this state alone? 313 00:27:50,898 --> 00:27:53,650 But there's no evidence that anything happened to Whitney... 314 00:27:53,901 --> 00:27:58,401 ...or any of those other kids at Crystal Lake. There's no car, no witnesses. 315 00:28:00,157 --> 00:28:01,449 Nothing. 316 00:28:02,659 --> 00:28:06,329 One of those kids was her boyfriend, right? 317 00:28:07,372 --> 00:28:08,289 Right. 318 00:28:08,790 --> 00:28:10,249 Well... 319 00:28:11,210 --> 00:28:13,545 ...they probably just took off together. 320 00:28:14,630 --> 00:28:17,424 Our mother just died of cancer. Did I tell you that? 321 00:28:17,591 --> 00:28:20,343 - No, sir. - Well, she did. 322 00:28:21,428 --> 00:28:23,680 She was sick for a long time... 323 00:28:23,972 --> 00:28:27,809 ...and Whitney took care of her every single day. 324 00:28:28,852 --> 00:28:31,688 And then my sister didn't show up for the funeral. 325 00:28:34,233 --> 00:28:37,444 See, you just don't know my sister. That's not possible. 326 00:28:38,070 --> 00:28:39,112 Well... 327 00:28:39,529 --> 00:28:41,489 ...she"s not here, son. 328 00:28:42,532 --> 00:28:44,617 Might wanna try looking some place else. 329 00:28:44,618 --> 00:28:46,745 That's what the other families are doing. 330 00:29:02,761 --> 00:29:04,345 - Can you say that with a--? - Wow. 331 00:29:04,513 --> 00:29:06,515 Can you say that with a little more hatred? 332 00:29:06,682 --> 00:29:08,600 - Nice. - Shit. 333 00:29:13,355 --> 00:29:15,190 Sir Lancelot, thank you. 334 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,400 - Man down. - Take it easy, guys. 335 00:29:17,609 --> 00:29:19,736 Is anyone getting a signal out here? 336 00:29:19,945 --> 00:29:23,031 Are you fucking with me? I got business I gotta do this weekend. 337 00:29:23,198 --> 00:29:24,449 What business? 338 00:29:24,658 --> 00:29:26,576 Music. I'm trying to start a label. 339 00:29:26,785 --> 00:29:28,912 Yeah? Like what kind? Like rap? 340 00:29:30,664 --> 00:29:32,374 Why you gotta go racial? 341 00:29:32,833 --> 00:29:35,252 Look, don't put me in a box, all right? 342 00:29:35,460 --> 00:29:38,212 What, because I'm black I can't listen to Green Day? 343 00:29:38,463 --> 00:29:41,090 You're right, that was dumb. So, what kind of music? 344 00:29:41,300 --> 00:29:42,259 Rap. 345 00:29:49,474 --> 00:29:51,100 Here it is. 346 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,144 - My God. - Yep. 347 00:29:53,353 --> 00:29:56,439 All right, we have two bedrooms upstairs. We've got one down. 348 00:29:56,606 --> 00:29:58,733 Someone can take the couch. It's comfy as hell. 349 00:29:58,942 --> 00:30:01,277 WOW. Nice? 350 00:30:01,486 --> 00:30:03,613 - Damn. - That is a fierce pussy. 351 00:30:03,822 --> 00:30:05,782 It's a bobcat. It's my dad's first kill. 352 00:30:05,949 --> 00:30:09,035 I didn't think this long-ass car ride was gonna be worth it... 353 00:30:09,244 --> 00:30:10,954 ...but it's kind of worth it. 354 00:30:11,163 --> 00:30:12,622 This is bigger than the dorm. 355 00:30:12,831 --> 00:30:15,667 What can I say? Hey, take your feet off the table, please. 356 00:30:18,295 --> 00:30:20,839 So make yourselves at home. 357 00:30:24,009 --> 00:30:26,386 - What do you wanna do first? - What do you wanna do? 358 00:30:26,636 --> 00:30:28,387 Well... 359 00:30:29,473 --> 00:30:33,226 I brought Sweet Lucille. I think you all need to meet her. 360 00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:41,275 Lucille? Baby, is that you? 361 00:30:41,443 --> 00:30:43,319 - Lawrence, you've been cheating. - No. 362 00:30:43,487 --> 00:30:45,822 - I saw you with a bowl the other night. - No, you-- 363 00:30:46,031 --> 00:30:47,407 A bowl. 364 00:31:06,718 --> 00:31:08,386 Hello? 365 00:31:09,888 --> 00:31:11,556 Hello? 366 00:31:17,854 --> 00:31:18,855 Hello? 367 00:31:21,024 --> 00:31:22,191 Hello? 368 00:31:37,916 --> 00:31:39,417 Christ. 369 00:31:50,679 --> 00:31:53,181 - I just wanted to ask you a question. - Hush. 370 00:31:54,307 --> 00:31:57,977 I wanted to ask you if maybe you've seen somebody. 371 00:31:58,728 --> 00:32:00,354 My sister. 372 00:32:01,523 --> 00:32:04,025 She came camping up around here with some friends... 373 00:32:04,276 --> 00:32:06,236 ...and she's gone missing. 374 00:32:07,946 --> 00:32:10,323 She ain't missing. She's dead. 375 00:32:12,117 --> 00:32:14,452 - What? - People go missing around here... 376 00:32:14,703 --> 00:32:16,246 ...they're gone for good. 377 00:32:16,997 --> 00:32:19,165 Outsiders come, they don't know where to walk. 378 00:32:19,416 --> 00:32:20,750 They bring trouble. 379 00:32:20,959 --> 00:32:22,585 We just wanna be left alone. 380 00:32:22,794 --> 00:32:24,587 And so does he. 381 00:32:25,255 --> 00:32:26,589 So does who? 382 00:32:30,302 --> 00:32:32,637 Ma'am, please. So does who? 383 00:32:42,147 --> 00:32:45,525 - You, baby. It's all you. - Stop peer-pressuring me. 384 00:32:53,241 --> 00:32:54,909 - No. - Shit. 385 00:32:55,202 --> 00:32:57,829 Yes! CHEWIE: My fucking eye! 386 00:32:57,996 --> 00:33:02,496 Guys, watch the floor, all right, please? That's stained oak. 387 00:33:02,792 --> 00:33:06,587 - This is an outside game. Come on. - Wait, I got foam in my contact. 388 00:33:12,677 --> 00:33:14,929 Hey. This is a great spot. 389 00:33:15,597 --> 00:33:18,057 Do you wanna go for a hike? Get some exercise? 390 00:33:18,266 --> 00:33:22,228 That'd be nice, but, well, I can't exactly leave them here alone. 391 00:33:22,896 --> 00:33:24,230 What are you talking about? 392 00:33:26,691 --> 00:33:28,901 Have you seen what they're doing inside? 393 00:33:29,402 --> 00:33:31,529 Crazy. Some drunken hoodlums. 394 00:33:31,780 --> 00:33:33,865 - Hoodlums? - Hoodlums. 395 00:33:34,115 --> 00:33:36,242 What do you think they're gonna do? 396 00:33:36,493 --> 00:33:39,579 - I mean, steal the deer head? - You're right. 397 00:33:39,788 --> 00:33:43,249 How are they gonna pull off the getaway? We're leaving in the same car. 398 00:33:43,416 --> 00:33:45,126 Come on. Do you want some exercise? 399 00:33:45,335 --> 00:33:48,379 Because I have this really great move that I've been practicing... 400 00:33:48,588 --> 00:33:50,881 ...and I need someone to practice it with. 401 00:33:51,132 --> 00:33:54,051 Very charming. Very charming. 402 00:33:54,261 --> 00:33:55,845 Come on. 403 00:33:56,972 --> 00:33:59,099 - You wanna go on a hike? - You like hikes now? 404 00:33:59,307 --> 00:34:01,183 - I love hikes. - I knew it. 405 00:34:01,393 --> 00:34:03,144 Will you get me a beer? 406 00:34:35,135 --> 00:34:36,845 Excuse me. 407 00:34:42,517 --> 00:34:43,976 Sir? 408 00:34:46,021 --> 00:34:47,147 - Hey! - Shit. Jesus. 409 00:34:51,276 --> 00:34:52,652 Sorry. 410 00:34:54,613 --> 00:34:56,489 Jesus Christ. 411 00:34:56,906 --> 00:34:58,574 You're fucking lucky there, stretch. 412 00:34:58,825 --> 00:35:02,745 Came that close to hitting the start button on the whoop-ass machine, boy. 413 00:35:04,289 --> 00:35:07,750 Look, I didn't mean to startle you. I was trying to get your attention. 414 00:35:07,959 --> 00:35:10,169 This is Mr. Garikes' property. 415 00:35:10,420 --> 00:35:14,173 You're lucky that old mummy fart didn't put buckshots in your ass. 416 00:35:14,424 --> 00:35:17,176 Somebody's been stealing his fucking kerosene too. 417 00:35:17,677 --> 00:35:20,262 Look, I just came in here to ask you something, okay? 418 00:35:20,513 --> 00:35:22,890 I'm looking for this girl. Have you seen her? 419 00:35:23,058 --> 00:35:24,934 She's been missing for about a month. 420 00:35:25,685 --> 00:35:27,895 I wish I had, man. 421 00:35:28,438 --> 00:35:31,023 - I ain't seen her, though. - Thanks. 422 00:35:31,316 --> 00:35:32,775 - Take care. - You too. 423 00:35:34,402 --> 00:35:35,986 Shit. Hey, hey, hey. 424 00:35:36,196 --> 00:35:39,073 I forgot, did you wanna buy some weed? 425 00:35:39,324 --> 00:35:43,494 Seriously, I found a fucking shit ton of it growing out there. A little bushel. 426 00:35:43,703 --> 00:35:45,996 - Sell you some. - No. Thanks. 427 00:35:46,164 --> 00:35:48,624 - You sure? I got a whole bunch of it. - I'm good. 428 00:35:48,833 --> 00:35:49,875 You sure? 429 00:35:50,085 --> 00:35:52,128 It's your fucking loss, dude. 430 00:35:52,337 --> 00:35:54,839 It'll fuck your shit up, boy. 431 00:35:55,298 --> 00:35:56,507 Good times... 432 00:35:56,716 --> 00:35:57,717 ...fucker. 433 00:35:58,176 --> 00:36:01,179 Just relax, okay? These guys are your guests. 434 00:36:01,388 --> 00:36:03,014 If you're... 435 00:36:03,723 --> 00:36:07,685 If you're not comfortable having them here, then why did you invite them? 436 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,688 So they could admire your place? 437 00:36:10,897 --> 00:36:13,983 No. I just wanted to have a good weekend. You know? 438 00:36:14,901 --> 00:36:18,112 Hey, guys. Wanna check out the other side of the lake with us? 439 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:23,326 Um... You know what? It's getting, you know... 440 00:36:23,493 --> 00:36:27,455 No. That's okay. It's... It's okay. It's getting kind of late. 441 00:36:27,706 --> 00:36:28,707 - Yeah. - Okay. 442 00:36:28,915 --> 00:36:29,999 Take my truck. 443 00:36:30,667 --> 00:36:32,835 - Nice. - I trust you. 444 00:36:33,044 --> 00:36:35,921 Can you do me a favor? Will you take the gas cans to the boat? 445 00:36:36,089 --> 00:36:39,467 It's on the south end of the lake. Just take a right onto Town Road. 446 00:36:39,676 --> 00:36:41,177 - Take a right. - Okay, and then? 447 00:36:41,386 --> 00:36:43,596 Why don't you just type “boat” into the nav? 448 00:36:43,805 --> 00:36:45,223 - Technology, right? - See you. 449 00:36:45,390 --> 00:36:48,309 - Have fun. - Later. 450 00:36:50,687 --> 00:36:52,355 Don't drive my boat. 451 00:36:52,564 --> 00:36:54,732 I'm the only one that drives the boat, okay? 452 00:36:55,108 --> 00:36:56,567 Aye, aye, captain. 453 00:36:56,776 --> 00:36:57,943 Damn straight. 454 00:37:02,532 --> 00:37:05,076 What does that say about me that the second Trent said... 455 00:37:05,326 --> 00:37:08,203 ...Don't take my boat out,” it was guaranteed that I would. 456 00:37:08,413 --> 00:37:10,039 It means you're a sociopath. 457 00:37:10,248 --> 00:37:13,376 Now, what does it say about me that I find that hot? 458 00:37:19,174 --> 00:37:22,594 Hi, I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for my sister and... 459 00:37:23,970 --> 00:37:25,429 Hey. 460 00:37:27,056 --> 00:37:30,392 - No luck? - No. No, not yet. 461 00:37:31,561 --> 00:37:33,688 - May 1? - Yeah. 462 00:37:33,897 --> 00:37:35,481 - Thank you. - Sure. 463 00:37:35,690 --> 00:37:37,233 She's pretty. 464 00:37:39,903 --> 00:37:41,404 Thanks. 465 00:37:41,946 --> 00:37:43,822 Do you wanna come in for a second, grab a drink? 466 00:37:46,451 --> 00:37:49,412 I don't think your boyfriend would like that too much. 467 00:37:49,621 --> 00:37:51,122 Don't worry. He'll be fine. 468 00:37:51,539 --> 00:37:55,417 And here we have the stoned American male, foraging for food. 469 00:37:56,753 --> 00:37:58,254 Thanks. 470 00:38:03,593 --> 00:38:04,927 This should be interesting. 471 00:38:07,514 --> 00:38:09,933 Hey, Trent, you remember... 472 00:38:11,309 --> 00:38:12,268 Clay. 473 00:38:13,937 --> 00:38:16,439 Yeah. Of course I remember Clay. 474 00:38:16,815 --> 00:38:18,024 Why is he in my house? 475 00:38:19,567 --> 00:38:21,193 , new guy. Beer? 476 00:38:21,444 --> 00:38:25,944 No, no. He's gotta get going. You got fliers to pass out, right? 477 00:38:26,366 --> 00:38:27,825 Yeah. 478 00:38:28,368 --> 00:38:29,535 Right. 479 00:38:29,744 --> 00:38:32,329 - Look, if you're hungry, we-- - Okay. 480 00:38:32,539 --> 00:38:36,668 Look, Clay, obviously she's just trying to be nice. 481 00:38:36,918 --> 00:38:40,171 But you can't stay here. No offense, but this is a private party. 482 00:38:40,380 --> 00:38:42,590 - I don't know you. - No, you don't know me. 483 00:38:42,799 --> 00:38:44,801 That's so funny, I just said that. 484 00:38:45,051 --> 00:38:47,261 Like two seconds ago, that I don't know you. 485 00:38:47,428 --> 00:38:50,889 I would probably leave soon before I get pissed off and, you know... 486 00:38:51,140 --> 00:38:53,183 - Yeah? - Yeah. 487 00:38:53,518 --> 00:38:54,602 What happens then? 488 00:38:54,811 --> 00:38:58,314 Hey, look. Take it easy, Trent, all right? I'll just-- I'll walk you out. 489 00:38:58,773 --> 00:39:00,149 Yeah. 490 00:39:00,525 --> 00:39:03,027 Jenna. Jenna, come on. Where you going? 491 00:39:11,202 --> 00:39:12,745 Sorry about that. 492 00:39:12,954 --> 00:39:15,706 That's all right. It's his house, you know? 493 00:39:15,915 --> 00:39:17,124 Where's your car? 494 00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:19,793 I do not have a car, but I do have her. 495 00:39:20,003 --> 00:39:22,046 - Nice. - Thanks. 496 00:39:22,255 --> 00:39:25,925 - This thing runs? - Yeah. Yeah, it runs. 497 00:39:26,134 --> 00:39:28,177 So where you off to next? 498 00:39:28,386 --> 00:39:32,390 I haven't been to the other side of the lake, so I was gonna go check that out. 499 00:39:32,599 --> 00:39:35,518 - Do you want some company? - I'd love some company. 500 00:40:03,338 --> 00:40:05,423 What's up, beaver bear? 501 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,847 It's a big motherfucker? 502 00:40:26,945 --> 00:40:28,071 Fuck, yeah. 503 00:40:29,948 --> 00:40:31,991 You hot bitch. 504 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,581 Let Daddy have a little lick. 505 00:40:42,460 --> 00:40:46,380 You like that, bitch? You know you do. 506 00:40:50,802 --> 00:40:52,887 What the fuck was that? 507 00:40:55,181 --> 00:40:57,933 Don't smoke my weed, motherfucker. 508 00:41:00,979 --> 00:41:04,148 Somebody better not be stealing the kerosene up there. 509 00:41:29,966 --> 00:41:31,008 Shit. 510 00:42:07,420 --> 00:42:08,671 Gina. 511 00:42:09,255 --> 00:42:11,507 It's just you, baby. 512 00:42:13,259 --> 00:42:15,386 It's been a long time, Gina. 513 00:42:15,636 --> 00:42:18,180 You remember that special night we had? 514 00:42:18,389 --> 00:42:20,599 You remember when you took my virginity? 515 00:42:20,808 --> 00:42:21,809 You're sexy. 516 00:42:22,351 --> 00:42:26,396 You're still tight as ever. I'm gonna fucking pound you so hard. 517 00:42:26,939 --> 00:42:28,732 What the fuck? 518 00:42:39,660 --> 00:42:40,661 What the--? 519 00:42:40,870 --> 00:42:43,455 That shit ain't fucking right, dude. What the fuck? 520 00:43:31,754 --> 00:43:34,590 You think we should take the boat out? He's gonna find out. 521 00:43:34,799 --> 00:43:36,342 - I knew it. - What? 522 00:43:36,551 --> 00:43:38,678 You're inhibited. You talk a big game, but 523 00:43:38,678 --> 00:43:40,680 inside you're just a scared little girl. 524 00:43:40,888 --> 00:43:43,724 Really? Okay, fine. 525 00:43:43,933 --> 00:43:46,810 You wanna find out who's really scared? Let's do it. 526 00:43:47,103 --> 00:43:49,730 All right. Let's go. 527 00:43:52,233 --> 00:43:54,944 So you and your sister must be pretty close. 528 00:43:55,736 --> 00:43:58,655 We were pretty close when we were younger. We kind of drifted. 529 00:43:58,865 --> 00:44:01,993 I mean, I bailed when I was 17, and she stayed with my mom. 530 00:44:03,411 --> 00:44:04,995 She kind of had to, I guess. 531 00:44:05,663 --> 00:44:08,624 I don't know, she's always been the responsible one. 532 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:12,836 So when's the last time you talked to her? 533 00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:18,050 About six months ago. We got in a fight, actually. 534 00:44:18,259 --> 00:44:22,221 She called and said she wanted to see me, said she was counting on me... 535 00:44:22,430 --> 00:44:23,931 ...and I never showed. 536 00:44:24,140 --> 00:44:25,808 Excuse me. 537 00:44:28,686 --> 00:44:30,312 What is that? 538 00:44:30,521 --> 00:44:32,314 It's a GPS. 539 00:44:47,914 --> 00:44:49,999 - All right, you ready? - Ready. Let's do it. 540 00:44:56,047 --> 00:44:57,381 Yeah. Shit. 541 00:45:03,554 --> 00:45:04,805 Yeah. 542 00:45:10,686 --> 00:45:11,937 Yeah. 543 00:45:17,318 --> 00:45:18,485 Pick it, pick it. 544 00:45:18,736 --> 00:45:20,738 You like the balls in your hand? 545 00:45:20,947 --> 00:45:22,907 Which one? Which one is it? Is that the one? 546 00:45:23,157 --> 00:45:25,409 - Those feel good, don't they? - That's the one. 547 00:45:25,618 --> 00:45:26,910 Shoot. 548 00:45:30,081 --> 00:45:31,540 Fuck. 549 00:45:31,749 --> 00:45:34,042 One of you has gotta shoot the boot. 550 00:45:34,585 --> 00:45:35,669 That's you, babe. 551 00:45:35,878 --> 00:45:37,087 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 552 00:45:37,255 --> 00:45:39,840 You missed. I've been carrying you the entire game. 553 00:45:40,091 --> 00:45:42,384 - Come on, baby. - Drink up, drink up, drink up. 554 00:45:42,385 --> 00:45:46,722 Shoot the boot, shoot the boot, shoot the boot. 555 00:45:46,931 --> 00:45:49,516 Shoot the boot. 556 00:45:49,684 --> 00:45:52,687 Fuck that. I'm not drinking out of your sweaty-ass sneaker. 557 00:45:52,937 --> 00:45:54,605 You lost 10 in a row. Shoot. 558 00:45:54,814 --> 00:45:57,149 My house, my rules. I'm not drinking that shit. 559 00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,151 - Fine. - No. 560 00:45:59,402 --> 00:46:02,071 - To all the felching... - No.No. 561 00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:03,739 - ...welching... - Yes. 562 00:46:03,948 --> 00:46:06,116 ...pussies of the world. 563 00:46:07,952 --> 00:46:10,162 That's disgusting. 564 00:46:39,859 --> 00:46:41,318 Yeah. 565 00:46:49,285 --> 00:46:51,078 What are you doing, Nolan?! 566 00:47:00,546 --> 00:47:01,797 Nolan! 567 00:47:04,967 --> 00:47:08,512 Nolan. My God. 568 00:47:13,225 --> 00:47:14,517 Nolan. 569 00:47:15,061 --> 00:47:16,729 God. God. 570 00:47:16,937 --> 00:47:18,480 Nolan? 571 00:47:20,858 --> 00:47:23,360 Shit. My God. 572 00:47:32,453 --> 00:47:34,121 What do you want from me? 573 00:47:34,330 --> 00:47:35,831 My God. 574 00:48:11,283 --> 00:48:13,410 - I never liked camp. - Why? 575 00:48:14,620 --> 00:48:18,707 Bad food, bugs, cheap toilet paper. 576 00:48:26,090 --> 00:48:29,384 Know what? Wait. Maybe we should check these cabins out, you know? 577 00:48:29,593 --> 00:48:31,428 - Sure. - Come on. 578 00:49:48,088 --> 00:49:51,508 Let's just check out this last cabin, then we'll head back. 579 00:50:04,897 --> 00:50:06,315 Come on. 580 00:50:55,614 --> 00:50:57,198 You really should call the police. 581 00:50:57,449 --> 00:51:00,285 I've already called. They're not looking for her anymore. 582 00:51:00,494 --> 00:51:02,245 No one is, except for me. 583 00:51:02,705 --> 00:51:04,289 Then they should look harder because-- 584 00:51:06,208 --> 00:51:08,668 - You all right? - I'm okay, I'm okay. 585 00:51:08,877 --> 00:51:10,461 - You sure? - Yeah. 586 00:51:15,259 --> 00:51:16,468 Let's get out of here. 587 00:51:18,971 --> 00:51:20,639 Watch your step. 588 00:51:31,525 --> 00:51:34,402 Give me a sec, I gotta change out my batteries. 589 00:51:38,574 --> 00:51:41,535 - Someone's coming. - Shit. Let's go. 590 00:51:52,838 --> 00:51:54,130 My God. 591 00:53:21,135 --> 00:53:22,761 Where's he going? 592 00:53:29,601 --> 00:53:32,520 - My God. We gotta go. - Shh. 593 00:53:32,730 --> 00:53:34,690 - I gotta follow him. - He had a dead body. 594 00:53:34,898 --> 00:53:37,734 - We gotta go. We gotta warn my friends. - Okay, okay. 595 00:54:12,269 --> 00:54:14,437 You okay? JENNA: Yeah. 596 00:54:14,646 --> 00:54:16,230 What is that? 597 00:54:19,318 --> 00:54:21,403 Help! 598 00:54:24,364 --> 00:54:25,365 Come on, let's go. 599 00:54:25,574 --> 00:54:26,908 - Yeah. - Let's go. 600 00:54:27,159 --> 00:54:28,827 Help me! 601 00:54:43,008 --> 00:54:45,135 Help me! 602 00:54:45,385 --> 00:54:47,345 Help! 603 00:54:51,391 --> 00:54:52,934 Help me! 604 00:56:27,946 --> 00:56:29,697 No. No. 605 00:57:11,490 --> 00:57:12,782 Please don't hurt me. 606 00:57:19,957 --> 00:57:21,875 It's okay. 607 00:57:25,170 --> 00:57:26,713 Jason. 608 00:57:26,922 --> 00:57:28,798 It's okay. 609 00:58:10,090 --> 00:58:11,883 Clay. 610 00:58:23,937 --> 00:58:25,647 Shit. 611 00:58:48,545 --> 00:58:50,213 Come on. 612 00:59:06,104 --> 00:59:07,188 Shit. 613 00:59:17,074 --> 00:59:19,493 - This way. Come on. - Okay. 614 01:01:21,698 --> 01:01:23,658 In my next life... 615 01:01:24,326 --> 01:01:26,453 ...] wanna come back... 616 01:01:26,661 --> 01:01:30,122 ...as one of the buttons on the ass pocket of her jean shorts. 617 01:01:31,708 --> 01:01:34,335 Just go over there and fucking talk to her. 618 01:01:34,336 --> 01:01:35,545 Are you kidding me? 619 01:01:35,754 --> 01:01:38,882 I have a better shot at fucking a penguin than that girl. 620 01:01:46,306 --> 01:01:48,683 - Let's light this bad boy. - Great. 621 01:01:52,062 --> 01:01:53,772 Here we go. 622 01:01:55,315 --> 01:01:56,441 Yes. 623 01:01:56,691 --> 01:01:58,234 Hey. 624 01:01:58,401 --> 01:02:01,904 Here's to Daddy's shoes and fucking douche bags. 625 01:02:02,155 --> 01:02:04,907 Let's just all be one big happy cliché. 626 01:02:04,908 --> 01:02:05,950 Yes. 627 01:02:05,951 --> 01:02:09,829 Dude, what the fuck? Please, try not to burn down my house. 628 01:02:12,916 --> 01:02:15,043 Did you forget how to drink that? 629 01:02:18,129 --> 01:02:19,755 Just bring it to your lips... 630 01:02:21,258 --> 01:02:22,884 ...blow... 631 01:02:24,427 --> 01:02:26,137 ...and suck. 632 01:02:27,347 --> 01:02:29,974 You're really good at that. 633 01:02:35,939 --> 01:02:38,608 Fuck, dude! You just broke my dad's fucking chair. 634 01:02:38,817 --> 01:02:40,026 My fucking lip, man. 635 01:02:40,026 --> 01:02:43,362 I don't care about your fucking lip. This is a family heirloom. 636 01:02:43,571 --> 01:02:46,448 - Shit. My God, I'm sorry. - Fuck! 637 01:02:46,658 --> 01:02:49,535 I just-- No, I can fix this. I just need some tools. 638 01:02:49,786 --> 01:02:52,663 - He can fix it. - You better pull some MacGyver shit. 639 01:02:52,831 --> 01:02:55,083 All right, go to the tool shed. It's down the path. 640 01:02:55,834 --> 01:02:58,211 Yeah, okay. I'm just-- Trent, I'm sorry, man. 641 01:02:58,420 --> 01:02:59,796 You won't be disappointed. 642 01:02:59,963 --> 01:03:02,465 They don't call me "wood wizard" because I masturbate. 643 01:03:02,716 --> 01:03:05,009 Grab a flashlight, you fucking idiot. 644 01:03:05,802 --> 01:03:06,844 Thanks. 645 01:03:09,514 --> 01:03:11,599 Forget about it. He'll fix it. 646 01:03:11,850 --> 01:03:13,601 Let's go finish this. 647 01:03:20,233 --> 01:03:22,818 That's a ugly fucking chair anyway. 648 01:03:23,361 --> 01:03:25,821 My name is Trent. My daddy bent me over this chair... 649 01:03:26,072 --> 01:03:28,866 ...and beat me when I was little, so you need to fix it. 650 01:03:37,792 --> 01:03:39,502 Hey, now. 651 01:03:41,046 --> 01:03:42,881 Yes. 652 01:03:50,305 --> 01:03:53,016 You people are rich. 653 01:03:53,850 --> 01:03:55,726 Holy crap. 654 01:03:56,019 --> 01:03:59,897 Poor people call this a house. Jesus Christ. 655 01:04:06,905 --> 01:04:09,365 You have never used this shit. 656 01:04:09,657 --> 01:04:12,826 Fucking douche bag. Skis. What the fuck'? 657 01:04:17,248 --> 01:04:20,084 Ha! Ha! 658 01:04:20,919 --> 01:04:24,130 "Lagavulin, product of Scotland.” 659 01:04:26,758 --> 01:04:29,093 That just smells like money. 660 01:04:33,556 --> 01:04:36,016 I knew there was a reason to be your friend, Trent. 661 01:04:36,267 --> 01:04:40,437 More? Absolutely. No-- All right, you don't have to force it on me. 662 01:04:42,482 --> 01:04:43,483 Fuck. 663 01:04:43,691 --> 01:04:45,567 You can grease wheels with this shit. 664 01:04:46,069 --> 01:04:47,987 That's payment for being a douche bag. 665 01:04:51,825 --> 01:04:52,992 Okay. 666 01:04:59,249 --> 01:05:00,583 Okay. 667 01:05:00,959 --> 01:05:02,585 Okay. 668 01:05:03,545 --> 01:05:04,879 Yeah. 669 01:05:05,130 --> 01:05:07,924 Wow. Your tits are stupendous. 670 01:05:08,466 --> 01:05:11,135 Wow, you really know how to make a girl feel special? 671 01:05:11,302 --> 01:05:13,262 That's what I do. 672 01:05:18,393 --> 01:05:21,062 Yeah, they can go. Take off my pants. 673 01:05:21,271 --> 01:05:22,730 They can go. 674 01:05:36,369 --> 01:05:38,245 Man. 675 01:05:38,663 --> 01:05:41,457 All right. Let's see what you've got. 676 01:05:43,543 --> 01:05:47,088 All right, give me something, baby. What you got for me? Give me something. 677 01:05:47,297 --> 01:05:49,966 Goddamn. Not even a swimsuit? Shit. 678 01:05:50,175 --> 01:05:52,719 Goddamn winter catalog. 679 01:05:52,927 --> 01:05:54,094 Okay. 680 01:05:57,515 --> 01:05:59,099 Gonna have to do. 681 01:06:03,271 --> 01:06:06,315 Lady, I'm about to ruin your perfect day. 682 01:06:15,825 --> 01:06:17,201 All right. 683 01:06:18,244 --> 01:06:20,537 Shit. You scared the piss out of me. 684 01:06:20,747 --> 01:06:24,167 Where is everybody? There's a guy out there carrying a dead body. 685 01:06:24,375 --> 01:06:25,667 Jenna, where's the phone? 686 01:06:25,877 --> 01:06:27,503 I don't know. Over there? 687 01:06:27,712 --> 01:06:29,588 You fucking with me because I'm high? 688 01:06:29,589 --> 01:06:31,632 That's not cool. I just finished smoking. 689 01:06:31,841 --> 01:06:33,551 Where's the phone? 690 01:06:36,554 --> 01:06:38,430 Hi, I want to report a homicide. 691 01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:39,807 Clay Miller. 692 01:06:40,016 --> 01:06:42,518 Yeah, I'm at a house by Crystal Lake. It's... 693 01:06:42,727 --> 01:06:44,186 Yeah, that's it. Hurry. 694 01:06:45,605 --> 01:06:47,315 They said they're sending someone. 695 01:06:47,565 --> 01:06:49,024 Police? CLAY: Yeah. 696 01:06:49,192 --> 01:06:52,361 - Where is everybody else? - I don't know. I've been here all day. 697 01:06:52,612 --> 01:06:55,031 Chelsea and Nolan left, like, hours ago to the lake. 698 01:06:55,281 --> 01:06:57,741 - Well, what about Trent? Bree? - They're in the bedroom. 699 01:07:02,914 --> 01:07:05,416 - Your tits are fucking just... - I know. 700 01:07:05,625 --> 01:07:06,917 ...So juicy, dude. 701 01:07:09,587 --> 01:07:11,463 You got perfect nipple placement, baby. 702 01:07:14,926 --> 01:07:16,719 This better not go on the fucking Internet. 703 01:07:18,304 --> 01:07:22,683 You should win in a fucking titty contest. 704 01:07:29,857 --> 01:07:32,025 Trent, Bree. You guys in there? 705 01:07:36,114 --> 01:07:37,949 Trent! Bree! 706 01:07:38,157 --> 01:07:39,616 Shut the fuck up! 707 01:07:40,535 --> 01:07:42,119 Get out here! 708 01:07:42,328 --> 01:07:44,288 They're just fucking with us. 709 01:07:46,749 --> 01:07:48,917 - Ignore her. - Come on, guys. 710 01:07:49,419 --> 01:07:51,921 Get out here. There's a guy out there. 711 01:07:52,130 --> 01:07:54,799 - We're busy in here, baby. - Trent. 712 01:08:29,834 --> 01:08:30,876 Yeah. 713 01:08:31,169 --> 01:08:34,422 Okay. All right, Trent. Let me educate you. 714 01:08:34,589 --> 01:08:38,926 You ever seen a crossover before? I'm gonna show you right now. 715 01:08:39,135 --> 01:08:41,762 I'll bet you never-- Whoa. 716 01:08:41,929 --> 01:08:43,847 Jesus. 717 01:08:50,188 --> 01:08:51,689 Hey. 718 01:08:52,482 --> 01:08:54,358 Now, this is a man's sport. 719 01:08:56,277 --> 01:08:59,029 You're even curved to the left, like my penis. 720 01:09:01,157 --> 01:09:03,284 Okay, it's overtime. Line change. 721 01:09:03,701 --> 01:09:04,868 Chewie's on the ice. 722 01:09:05,078 --> 01:09:07,038 Send the puck around the back of the net. 723 01:09:07,038 --> 01:09:08,914 Here we go. Pass back to the middle. 724 01:09:13,461 --> 01:09:14,503 My... 725 01:09:14,712 --> 01:09:16,755 No, no, no. 726 01:09:19,884 --> 01:09:21,594 Shit. 727 01:09:24,931 --> 01:09:26,265 Shit. 728 01:09:35,692 --> 01:09:38,945 God. You scared the shit out of me, bro. 729 01:09:40,947 --> 01:09:43,115 Are you looking for this? 730 01:09:43,324 --> 01:09:47,244 Because it completes your outfit. 731 01:09:50,957 --> 01:09:52,166 Fuck. 732 01:09:56,129 --> 01:09:57,922 What the fuck? Jesus. 733 01:10:10,017 --> 01:10:11,268 No. 734 01:11:07,658 --> 01:11:09,785 My God, baby. Getting close. 735 01:11:10,077 --> 01:11:11,244 - Yeah? - Yeah. 736 01:11:11,454 --> 01:11:12,913 I got eight seconds, then I'm going. 737 01:11:15,082 --> 01:11:17,000 God. 738 01:11:29,096 --> 01:11:30,180 God. 739 01:11:35,186 --> 01:11:36,437 I'm going soon. I'm going. 740 01:11:40,733 --> 01:11:42,025 No. 741 01:11:59,126 --> 01:12:01,753 That was... 742 01:12:01,963 --> 01:12:03,839 Stupendous? 743 01:12:07,510 --> 01:12:08,928 To say the least, yeah. 744 01:12:14,725 --> 01:12:18,353 - Who's messing with the lights? - Shit. Chewie's still out there. 745 01:12:19,564 --> 01:12:22,400 - Phone's dead. Do you have a cell? - Nothing has a signal. 746 01:12:22,608 --> 01:12:23,817 What are you doing here? 747 01:12:23,985 --> 01:12:25,569 - Trent-- - Get the fuck out, buddy. 748 01:12:25,778 --> 01:12:27,738 - Easy. - He's just trying to help us. 749 01:12:28,197 --> 01:12:32,409 You leave with this guy for eight hours, fucking all over the woods? 750 01:12:32,827 --> 01:12:35,704 You know what? Why don't both of you just get the fuck out? 751 01:12:35,872 --> 01:12:37,790 - There's a bigger problem-- - Shut up. 752 01:12:37,999 --> 01:12:40,334 Are you serious? There is a killer out there. 753 01:12:40,585 --> 01:12:42,044 He's the one who cut the lights. 754 01:12:42,253 --> 01:12:45,756 Trent, don't you get it? Chelsea and Nolan never came back. 755 01:12:45,923 --> 01:12:47,341 Lawrence, what are you doing? 756 01:12:47,550 --> 01:12:50,219 My boy's still out there. I'm gonna go get him. 757 01:12:50,678 --> 01:12:52,388 No, man. Don't go out there. Please. 758 01:12:52,597 --> 01:12:55,391 Look, I told, all right? You can't get a handle on me. 759 01:12:55,892 --> 01:12:57,810 I'll surprise you every time. 760 01:13:25,963 --> 01:13:27,464 Chewie? 761 01:13:34,430 --> 01:13:36,098 Hey, Chewie? 762 01:13:44,106 --> 01:13:45,899 Chew, you in there? 763 01:14:14,220 --> 01:14:15,471 Chewie? 764 01:14:17,556 --> 01:14:19,474 Chewie, you in here? 765 01:15:20,995 --> 01:15:22,538 Fuck. 766 01:15:31,756 --> 01:15:33,048 Get the fuck off me. 767 01:15:39,638 --> 01:15:41,931 Take that, motherfucker. 768 01:16:07,124 --> 01:16:10,252 Guys, this is bullshit. The power goes out here all the time. 769 01:16:12,922 --> 01:16:14,548 Help me! 770 01:16:16,050 --> 01:16:19,136 Help! Help me! 771 01:16:19,345 --> 01:16:21,347 Please, help me. 772 01:16:21,639 --> 01:16:23,766 - Lawrence. - No, no, no. You can't go out there. 773 01:16:23,974 --> 01:16:25,809 - We have to help him. - No, we can't. 774 01:16:26,060 --> 01:16:28,812 He's using your friend as bait. He wants us to go out. 775 01:16:28,979 --> 01:16:30,605 Well, you don't know that. 776 01:16:30,815 --> 01:16:32,441 Jesus, where are the police? 777 01:16:32,650 --> 01:16:34,109 I can't move. 778 01:16:34,860 --> 01:16:36,444 - Help me! - We have to help him. 779 01:16:36,904 --> 01:16:38,155 I can't die like this. 780 01:16:39,448 --> 01:16:41,450 Help me, please. Trent. 781 01:16:42,159 --> 01:16:43,910 Somebody, help. 782 01:16:44,578 --> 01:16:45,745 My God, please. 783 01:16:47,039 --> 01:16:48,123 I can't fucking-- 784 01:16:48,874 --> 01:16:50,458 Somebody's gotta do something! 785 01:16:53,087 --> 01:16:54,546 Please. 786 01:17:00,636 --> 01:17:03,013 Shut up, shut up, shut up! 787 01:17:20,406 --> 01:17:23,992 Everyone's gonna be okay, all right? The cops are on their way. 788 01:17:27,580 --> 01:17:28,872 What are you doing? 789 01:17:44,221 --> 01:17:45,889 Trent. 790 01:19:17,856 --> 01:19:19,315 Jenna? 791 01:20:27,051 --> 01:20:28,594 Police. 792 01:20:28,802 --> 01:20:31,513 Thank God. CLAY: Go, go. 793 01:20:33,265 --> 01:20:34,975 Police, open up. 794 01:20:38,645 --> 01:20:42,357 - Shit. Shit. Go, go, go. - My God. 795 01:20:49,698 --> 01:20:51,074 Get the door. 796 01:20:51,283 --> 01:20:52,867 Okay. Shit. 797 01:20:53,077 --> 01:20:56,038 - What are you doing? Is he inside? - He killed the cop. 798 01:20:57,081 --> 01:21:00,042 What the fuck, you got a gun? Let's go now. 799 01:21:02,669 --> 01:21:04,671 Jesus! What are you doing? 800 01:21:05,923 --> 01:21:07,341 Give me the gun. 801 01:21:07,716 --> 01:21:09,259 Someone's in there. 802 01:21:12,346 --> 01:21:13,472 Check it out. 803 01:21:29,863 --> 01:21:31,531 Bree's dead. He killed Bree. 804 01:21:39,540 --> 01:21:40,916 Come on. 805 01:21:43,252 --> 01:21:44,544 Come on. 806 01:21:45,295 --> 01:21:47,922 There's no gun, no keys, nothing. Let's go. 807 01:21:54,513 --> 01:21:56,223 Where are the keys? 808 01:22:00,227 --> 01:22:03,605 - Help! We got officers down. - My keys are gone. Where are my keys? 809 01:22:03,772 --> 01:22:06,316 Hey, Jenna, fuck this guy. Let's get out of here. 810 01:22:12,531 --> 01:22:14,824 Go. Go. Go, go, go! Jesus. 811 01:22:25,294 --> 01:22:26,920 My God. 812 01:22:55,657 --> 01:22:58,618 Shit. Where the fuck are you, gun? 813 01:22:59,453 --> 01:23:00,787 Fuck. 814 01:23:07,544 --> 01:23:08,878 Fuck it. 815 01:24:56,528 --> 01:24:59,322 - My God, that's Chelsea. - We gotta keep moving. Go. 816 01:25:10,834 --> 01:25:12,794 All right, this way. 817 01:25:16,548 --> 01:25:18,424 Come on. JENNA: Okay. 818 01:26:37,963 --> 01:26:39,589 Help! 819 01:26:40,132 --> 01:26:41,424 Shh. 820 01:26:41,633 --> 01:26:43,217 - What was that? - Let me out! 821 01:26:43,427 --> 01:26:46,054 - My God. - What the fuck? 822 01:26:48,348 --> 01:26:50,350 Help me! 823 01:26:50,559 --> 01:26:52,102 Help me. 824 01:28:00,545 --> 01:28:02,213 This way. 825 01:28:21,691 --> 01:28:24,026 - Clay? - Whitney. Whitney. 826 01:28:24,236 --> 01:28:26,363 - God, Clay. - Thank God. 827 01:28:26,613 --> 01:28:28,781 Are you okay? You okay? Thank God. 828 01:28:28,949 --> 01:28:30,992 Are you okay? WHITNEY: Yeah. 829 01:28:31,910 --> 01:28:34,120 You're okay. You're okay. Okay. You're okay? 830 01:28:34,663 --> 01:28:35,914 God. 831 01:28:36,832 --> 01:28:38,500 - Okay. - Just get me out of here. 832 01:28:38,792 --> 01:28:40,126 Fuck. 833 01:28:40,335 --> 01:28:42,837 - Come on, you guys, let's go. - Can you break it? 834 01:28:43,046 --> 01:28:45,006 - No, just break it, just break it. - Okay. 835 01:28:45,715 --> 01:28:48,551 Yeah, just go. Go. Just fucking do it. 836 01:28:48,760 --> 01:28:51,262 - Hold still. Hold your hands. - Hurry up, hurry. 837 01:28:51,429 --> 01:28:53,013 Do it. Fucking do it. 838 01:28:56,017 --> 01:28:58,602 - We gotta get out of here. - I don't wanna hit you. 839 01:28:58,812 --> 01:29:00,855 - Just fucking do it. - Okay, okay. 840 01:29:01,106 --> 01:29:02,107 Hurry. 841 01:29:04,901 --> 01:29:06,360 God. 842 01:29:11,616 --> 01:29:13,200 Holy shit. 843 01:29:13,451 --> 01:29:15,035 Okay, okay, okay. 844 01:29:15,662 --> 01:29:17,705 You guys, I can see him. He's coming. 845 01:29:17,914 --> 01:29:19,290 What? JENNA: We gotta go. 846 01:29:19,541 --> 01:29:22,085 - Grab onto me. Grab onto me. - Let's go. Come on, hurry. 847 01:29:22,294 --> 01:29:23,545 Go, go, go. 848 01:29:24,713 --> 01:29:27,006 Go. Come on. 849 01:29:46,526 --> 01:29:48,819 Go. Go. 850 01:29:56,953 --> 01:29:58,245 It's a dead end. 851 01:29:58,455 --> 01:29:59,789 What are we gonna do? 852 01:30:00,081 --> 01:30:01,749 Clay? 853 01:30:02,709 --> 01:30:04,001 Hurry. 854 01:30:04,794 --> 01:30:05,961 Here. Here. 855 01:30:10,926 --> 01:30:12,510 Come on, we can get through here. 856 01:30:14,304 --> 01:30:15,805 Follow me. 857 01:30:16,973 --> 01:30:18,557 - Go, go, go. - It's safe, guys. 858 01:30:18,767 --> 01:30:21,227 Give me your hand, Jenna. Come on, hurry. 859 01:30:21,478 --> 01:30:23,771 Give me your hand. Okay. I got you. 860 01:30:26,775 --> 01:30:29,903 My-- Fuck. Jesus, God, no. 861 01:30:31,488 --> 01:30:33,239 - God. Clay. Clay. - No.No. 862 01:30:34,824 --> 01:30:37,660 - Fuck. - God. God. Clay. 863 01:30:38,578 --> 01:30:39,912 Come on, we gotta go. 864 01:30:49,965 --> 01:30:52,842 Look. I think this might be a way out. 865 01:31:04,479 --> 01:31:06,731 All right. Let's go. Come on. Hurry. 866 01:31:08,942 --> 01:31:10,902 Let's go. Watch out. 867 01:31:13,738 --> 01:31:14,822 Come on. 868 01:31:15,031 --> 01:31:16,615 - Hurry. - Damn it. It's stuck. 869 01:31:16,616 --> 01:31:17,617 Come on, come on. 870 01:31:17,826 --> 01:31:19,828 - Come on. - Hurry. 871 01:31:28,920 --> 01:31:33,007 Give me your hand. Give me your hand. Give me your hand. Okay. 872 01:31:33,216 --> 01:31:35,760 On three. One-- Come on. 873 01:31:37,303 --> 01:31:41,056 - Run. Whitney, get-- - Clay! Clay! Clay! 874 01:31:41,516 --> 01:31:42,808 Stop it! 875 01:31:44,102 --> 01:31:45,311 No! 876 01:31:45,478 --> 01:31:47,480 Clay! Clay! 877 01:31:49,733 --> 01:31:52,152 Shit. Shit. 878 01:32:36,321 --> 01:32:37,530 Fuck you. 879 01:32:43,620 --> 01:32:45,788 No, no, no! 880 01:32:55,131 --> 01:32:56,841 Whitney! 881 01:32:57,050 --> 01:33:00,136 Whitney. WHITNEY: Clay. Clay! 882 01:33:00,345 --> 01:33:01,804 Come on. 883 01:33:05,308 --> 01:33:06,767 Hurry. 884 01:33:07,769 --> 01:33:09,187 Come on. 885 01:33:25,662 --> 01:33:26,913 Hide. 886 01:34:33,354 --> 01:34:35,022 Shit, fuck. 887 01:35:26,699 --> 01:35:28,158 Jason. 888 01:35:40,964 --> 01:35:42,757 It's okay. 889 01:35:44,842 --> 01:35:46,176 You can stop now. 890 01:35:47,720 --> 01:35:49,012 It's okay. 891 01:37:02,295 --> 01:37:03,546 Jason. 892 01:37:05,048 --> 01:37:06,549 Say hi to Mommy... 893 01:37:08,468 --> 01:37:10,386 ...in hell.